Where is the winter?

It’s time for our monthly post in English. I’ve read somewhere that british people, when they don’t know what to talk about, talk about whether.
This is why I am going to publish a gorgeus post about whether. Don’t worry, I’m not going to ask you "Is it cold? Are you wearing a good whool dress? Do you have an umbrella with you?".
I know you’ve already got mummy doing that job. And she does it pretty well. My intention is different: I’d like to ask you, hello guys, did you see the winter, by chance? We have problably lost it. We are in spring, right now. In March, the third. A great spring, with blue skies, flowers, sunny days. I can’t remember when it started, maybe in the late november, as soon as the fall finished. No tracks about winter, we have no idea where it is, when it disappeared. No snow this year, no icy nights, no cold, no flu (only some annoyng gastroenteritis).
Is it all fault of those stupid hair bomb sprays? Maybe, but, boys, we have to do something. I want my winter back. I don’t like it, but it was part of my life.
And I still have a lot of winter dresses, scarfs and gloves! What I am supposed to do? Sell them all on ebay?
Er… a good idea at least…